WHAT TO DO IF YOU PLANT SEED INFESTED WITH NOXIOUS WEEDS
1. Pray it doesn't rain for ten years.
2. Spray ten gallons of Banvel per acre for the next ten years, and then give up.
3. Go to Afghanistan to catch a rare moth which has been known to eat your weed.
4. Pave it.
5. Pray you get transfered to another job before it's discovered.
6. Change your name.
7. Mine it.
8. Become a fugitive from justice.
Often, it really doesn't matter what you do to kill weedy infestations. There is only one proven way to stop noxious weeds:
DON'T PLANT THEM
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edited: 01/07/04